I'm Just Here to Establish an Alibi Greeting Card

Plausible Deniability... In Card Form.

We all have that one friend who watches too many murder documentaries and knows exactly how to dispose of a body (hypothetically, of course). The I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi Card is the perfect tongue-in-cheek greeting for the true crime obsessor or the reluctant party-goer.

Whether you are dragged to a wedding or a mandatory work event, this card sets the record straight. You aren't there for the fun; you are there for the legal defense.

Why You Need It:

• True Crime Vibes: Speaks directly to the "Murderino" in your life.

• Introvert Approved: The perfect way to say "I'd rather be at home" without actually leaving.

• Premium Feel: Printed on high-quality luster cardstock that feels substantial—no flimsy paper here.

Specs:

• Size: 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)

• Material: Heavyweight Luster Cardstock

• Interior: Blank (Write your own confession... or denial)

• Includes: Matching Envelope