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I Hope I'm Not Too Late to Cut the Cake Greeting Card

I Hope I'm Not Too Late to Cut the Cake Greeting Card

Let Bubba Do the Honors.

When it comes to cutting the cake, nobody has more experience than Bubba Sawyer. The Leatherface "Cut the Cake" Card brings the raw intensity of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre to your birthday celebrations.

This isn't your grandma's birthday card (unless your grandma is really cool). It is the perfect way to wish a happy birthday to the horror fan in your life who appreciates the classics. Let the saw be family this year.

Why You Need It:

  • Slasher Appeal: A deep cut for fans of Tobe Hooper's 1974 masterpiece.

  • Killer Pun: Takes the traditional "cutting the cake" moment and adds a little chainsaw revving to the mix.

  • Standout Quality: Printed on high-quality luster cardstock that feels substantial and looks terrifyingly good.

Specs:

  • Size: 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)

  • Material: Heavyweight Luster Cardstock

  • Interior: Blank (Write your own screams)

$0.52

Original: $1.50

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$1.50

$0.52

I Hope I'm Not Too Late to Cut the Cake Greeting Card

Let Bubba Do the Honors.

When it comes to cutting the cake, nobody has more experience than Bubba Sawyer. The Leatherface "Cut the Cake" Card brings the raw intensity of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre to your birthday celebrations.

This isn't your grandma's birthday card (unless your grandma is really cool). It is the perfect way to wish a happy birthday to the horror fan in your life who appreciates the classics. Let the saw be family this year.

Why You Need It:

  • Slasher Appeal: A deep cut for fans of Tobe Hooper's 1974 masterpiece.

  • Killer Pun: Takes the traditional "cutting the cake" moment and adds a little chainsaw revving to the mix.

  • Standout Quality: Printed on high-quality luster cardstock that feels substantial and looks terrifyingly good.

Specs:

  • Size: 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)

  • Material: Heavyweight Luster Cardstock

  • Interior: Blank (Write your own screams)

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Let Bubba Do the Honors.

When it comes to cutting the cake, nobody has more experience than Bubba Sawyer. The Leatherface "Cut the Cake" Card brings the raw intensity of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre to your birthday celebrations.

This isn't your grandma's birthday card (unless your grandma is really cool). It is the perfect way to wish a happy birthday to the horror fan in your life who appreciates the classics. Let the saw be family this year.

Why You Need It:

  • Slasher Appeal: A deep cut for fans of Tobe Hooper's 1974 masterpiece.

  • Killer Pun: Takes the traditional "cutting the cake" moment and adds a little chainsaw revving to the mix.

  • Standout Quality: Printed on high-quality luster cardstock that feels substantial and looks terrifyingly good.

Specs:

  • Size: 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)

  • Material: Heavyweight Luster Cardstock

  • Interior: Blank (Write your own screams)