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Can't Trust a Fart Funny Birthday Card Funny

Brighten a milestone with a card that delivers humor with heart. This Can't Trust a Fart Birthday Card from As Told By Ellie pairs a cheeky, memorable message with thoughtful design, making it the perfect greeting for birthdays where a little laughter goes a long way. Front: “You’re Officially at the Age Where You Can’t Trust a Fart.” Inside: blank for a personal, handwritten note that matches your style and the moment.

  • Size: A2 card, 4.25 x 5.5 inches — compact enough to fit in a thoughtful gift, yet large enough for a genuine message.
  • Premium stock: 100 lb Lynx cover, uncoated cardstock gives a substantial feel and a smooth surface ideal for pen or marker.
  • Interior: Blank for you to craft a personalized wink, joke, or heartfelt birthday message.
  • Enclosure: Includes an extra kraft envelope; card and envelope arrive together, wrapped in a protective cello sleeve.
  • Design details: The front features bold, retro-inspired typography with a playful stripe motif in warm oranges, greens, and yellows that feel both nostalgic and contemporary.

Why this card stands out: a sharp, lighthearted line paired with premium materials creates a keepsake moment that friends, family, and colleagues will appreciate. It’s the kind of card that breaks the ice, celebrates growing older with humor, and then quietly becomes a funny memory to treasure. Ideal for anyone who loves witty, honest humor at birthdays and appreciates thoughtful presentation as a giftable gesture.

From As Told By Ellie, this greeting card embodies thoughtful humor you can trust—crafted for real moments, designed to be written in, and packaged for gifting. Add it to your cart for a quick, smile-inducing gift that pairs perfectly with a small present or a birthday bottle of something special.

$5.50
Can't Trust a Fart Funny Birthday Card Funny
$5.50

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Can't Trust a Fart Funny Birthday Card Funny

Brighten a milestone with a card that delivers humor with heart. This Can't Trust a Fart Birthday Card from As Told By Ellie pairs a cheeky, memorable message with thoughtful design, making it the perfect greeting for birthdays where a little laughter goes a long way. Front: “You’re Officially at the Age Where You Can’t Trust a Fart.” Inside: blank for a personal, handwritten note that matches your style and the moment.

  • Size: A2 card, 4.25 x 5.5 inches — compact enough to fit in a thoughtful gift, yet large enough for a genuine message.
  • Premium stock: 100 lb Lynx cover, uncoated cardstock gives a substantial feel and a smooth surface ideal for pen or marker.
  • Interior: Blank for you to craft a personalized wink, joke, or heartfelt birthday message.
  • Enclosure: Includes an extra kraft envelope; card and envelope arrive together, wrapped in a protective cello sleeve.
  • Design details: The front features bold, retro-inspired typography with a playful stripe motif in warm oranges, greens, and yellows that feel both nostalgic and contemporary.

Why this card stands out: a sharp, lighthearted line paired with premium materials creates a keepsake moment that friends, family, and colleagues will appreciate. It’s the kind of card that breaks the ice, celebrates growing older with humor, and then quietly becomes a funny memory to treasure. Ideal for anyone who loves witty, honest humor at birthdays and appreciates thoughtful presentation as a giftable gesture.

From As Told By Ellie, this greeting card embodies thoughtful humor you can trust—crafted for real moments, designed to be written in, and packaged for gifting. Add it to your cart for a quick, smile-inducing gift that pairs perfectly with a small present or a birthday bottle of something special.

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Brighten a milestone with a card that delivers humor with heart. This Can't Trust a Fart Birthday Card from As Told By Ellie pairs a cheeky, memorable message with thoughtful design, making it the perfect greeting for birthdays where a little laughter goes a long way. Front: “You’re Officially at the Age Where You Can’t Trust a Fart.” Inside: blank for a personal, handwritten note that matches your style and the moment.

  • Size: A2 card, 4.25 x 5.5 inches — compact enough to fit in a thoughtful gift, yet large enough for a genuine message.
  • Premium stock: 100 lb Lynx cover, uncoated cardstock gives a substantial feel and a smooth surface ideal for pen or marker.
  • Interior: Blank for you to craft a personalized wink, joke, or heartfelt birthday message.
  • Enclosure: Includes an extra kraft envelope; card and envelope arrive together, wrapped in a protective cello sleeve.
  • Design details: The front features bold, retro-inspired typography with a playful stripe motif in warm oranges, greens, and yellows that feel both nostalgic and contemporary.

Why this card stands out: a sharp, lighthearted line paired with premium materials creates a keepsake moment that friends, family, and colleagues will appreciate. It’s the kind of card that breaks the ice, celebrates growing older with humor, and then quietly becomes a funny memory to treasure. Ideal for anyone who loves witty, honest humor at birthdays and appreciates thoughtful presentation as a giftable gesture.

From As Told By Ellie, this greeting card embodies thoughtful humor you can trust—crafted for real moments, designed to be written in, and packaged for gifting. Add it to your cart for a quick, smile-inducing gift that pairs perfectly with a small present or a birthday bottle of something special.

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